"Sober As Fuck" Recovery Celebration Value Gift Box 3x3

Sober As F### Value Box
For the loud, proud, and sober As F### crowd.

This ain’t your grandma’s recovery kit. This box is bold, brash, and unapologetically SOBER AS F###. It’s the perfect gift for yourself or your favorite recovery badass who’s embracing the sober life with sass, sarcasm, and style.

What’s inside:

SOBER AS F### Candle – Light it up (not that kind), breathe deep, and own your sobriety like a boss with the scent of Gardenia.

Black and Chrome Sticker – Slam this on your water bottle, journal, or forehead. No shame in your sober game.

Poker Chip (Sober As F### Edition) – Not just a chip, it’s a statement. Loud. Proud. Totally sober.

Rule 62 Card: F$$k Everything and Run (Shoe Edition) – A cheeky reminder that we don’t take ourselves too damn seriously around here. Recovery’s real, but it doesn’t have to be boring.

All this badassery comes in a sleek box that doubles as a God Box (or your secret stash for serenity notes).

Optional Add-Ons:

Triplate Medallion – For the ones who need an extra dose of punk in their lives. +$19.99

SOBER AF Bracelet – A beaded beauty that screams sober and cute AF. +$7.99

Total sass. Zero shame. All heart.
This value box isn’t just a gift—it’s a vibe. Recovery never looked this fierce.